The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!