- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not live forever

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to make lipstick fly

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to think oppositely

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Pointless Super Powers