the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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to do nothing

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!