The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to microwave bread

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!