The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!