The power to buy free things.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!