- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Pointless Super Powers