The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to die at will

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!