- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to be a snail

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Pointless Super Powers