The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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75% levitation

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to shrink boobs

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!