- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to lower your own ego.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

Pointless Super Powers