- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to ignore useful information

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

Pointless Super Powers