The power of bad luck

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!