- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power of learning

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to go to hell.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to touch your toes

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

Pointless Super Powers