- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

Pointless Super Powers