- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

mint berry crunch

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to eat socks

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to bypass capcha codes

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to levitate

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to be alone

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Pointless Super Powers