The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!