The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!