The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to kill you self.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to have no power

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!