- Pointless Super Powers

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

power to age faster

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!