- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to turn food into shit

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to die

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to not get shit d*ck

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers