power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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yo mama

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!