The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be alone

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!