The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!