- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to obey gravity

The power to be gay on command.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Pointless Super Powers