The power to self destruct

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to become translucent

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!