The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!