The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to misspell

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!