75% levitation

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to smell whore

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!