the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to hovertate

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!