The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!