- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

+86

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

+82

The power to make it impossible to have powers

+82

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

+76

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

+72

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

+70

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make money disappear.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell whore

Nope. Just nope.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.