- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to kill yourself.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be powerless

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to be an idiot.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to die

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

Pointless Super Powers