The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to not care.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!