The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!