the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!