The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to do nothing

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!