- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to transform into Kanye West

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to be invisible when singing

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

32% Levitation.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to morph into yourself

Pointless Super Powers