The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to create shit

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to see through glass

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to lick your balls.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The Power to Power

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!