- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to swim on land.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to hold your breath when you die

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to misspell

All of aquaman's powers.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Infinite knowledge when dead

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to not do it.

Pointless Super Powers