The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Nothing

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!