The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to smell water.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!