the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to be a common person

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to get sick

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!