- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to die instantly

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to see through windows

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to communicate with sperm.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to break bones at will.

Pointless Super Powers