The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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swear words -jesse

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!