- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power of bad luck

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power drown in water

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to lock open doors

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers