The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!