- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

To have the power to breathe

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to even

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers