- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the power to get in the van

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to get hard at will.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to jump

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers