The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power of christ ;)

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!