The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to get arrested

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!