The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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boo

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!