- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power think five times slower.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to die and not come back to life.

the power to be Justin bieber

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

Pointless Super Powers