- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to think your dreams are real.

power to transform into a dick with legs

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to speak to toasters

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to see via toe nails

The power to kill you self.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to do everything that you can do.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

Pointless Super Powers