The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!