The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to jump

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!