SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!