The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to think of food

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The power to poop without wiping

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The ability to not live forever

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!