- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to obey gravity

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to get arrested

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to not care.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers