- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to write comic books

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to die at will

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Pointless Super Powers