The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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open up pickles glass

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I'm a giant di

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!