The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!