The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to rotten food.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!