- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to understand irony.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a pebble

Pointless Super Powers