The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!