The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!