- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to smell whore

The power to be alone

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to become translucent

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

Pointless Super Powers