The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Justin Bieber

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to jump

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!