The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!