- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to read this sentence

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to kill yourself.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to turn any object into food

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to die on the spot and not revive

Pointless Super Powers