The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to like justin beiber

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!